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What 4 All-American Things Do I Absolutely Hate?

by Chautona Havig · 12 Comments

I was a kid in the seventies.  I mean, you almost couldn’t BE a more seventies kid than me.  Time-wise, anyway.  I was born in 1970–on the first anniversary of man landing on the moon. WOOT!  Most of the other 70’s kid stuff didn’t really apply to me.  I didn’t watch much TV, I didn’t get into pop culture, and I was not fond of the music.  Not at all.  I don’t remember many commercials either, but this one… this one I do.  And I LOVED it as a kid.

Let’s face it.  This is a masterpiece of commercial jingle-ism. Whoever created it better be RICH.  40 years later, I’m still singing it.  In the interest of full disclosure, I also sang, “I wish I were an Oscar Meyer weiner…”  Yeah.  How did THAT ever make it?  No clue.

What do these 4 all-American things have in common?

I can’t stand any of them.  Especially baseball.

What 4 All-American Things Do I Hate?

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I promised in THIS POST an expose of my opinions on baseball (adapted from an old blog post on an even older blog) so here it is in all of its boring glory.  Pun intended.

Let’s set the scene. Ok, so you go to a ballgame.  It’s hot (or freezing cold), crowds of people wait in line to get into the stands, and after waiting for what felt like HOURS just to get in, you slide your money across and receive that over-priced ticket.

Let me tell you a secret.  They do this deliberately. It’s actually a kindness, all that time in the sun, burning to a crisp… yeah.  It is.  Because you’ll be wishing you could stand all too soon.

You find your seat.  Yep. There it is, your piece of metal or wood planking. Oh, so comfy

You order the nasty dogs  (aren’t you all-American!), grab some salted peanuts (which are only sold to convince you to purchase an overpriced drink) and you sit and wait.

And wait.

Shift in your seat.

And wait.

Eat the dog.

Wait.

Drink the soda.

Wait–but this time in a line outside the mile-long queue for the bathroom.

Panicked, you dash back out in record time (after taking record time to get IN there) and rush back to your seat, sure you’ve missed the first inning.

And wait.

Then, someone who can’t sing, or who can but is possessed by the erroneous idea that our national anthem must be sung as terribly as possible in order to stick to some unwritten law, stands and butchers the Star Spangled Banner.  Add more vibrato and half a dozen runs here.

Why can’t they do it like THIS?

*insert goosebumps here*

Fine, I’ll confess. I don’t cry over very many things, but that made me tear up.  God bless the USA… what’s left of her.

Back to the ol’ ballgame.

Bad news. You gotta sit again.  That big, burly dude behind you is probably usually a squishy teddy bear, but do you want to risk it while you’re blocking his view of an empty field?

At least your bum is circulating again.  No worries, it’ll be numb again soon.  I promise.

all-american things I hateFinally, you see people appear and… OH, MY CONVERSE SNEAKERS! The first pitch is thrown! This is probably the most interesting thing that will happen for a long time.  Make sure you don’t miss it.  Then again, it’s only ceremonial so don’t get too excited.

So now they warm up.  They stretch, they scratch, they pound their gloves with a ball. I personally want to start an organization to fight the abuse of baseball gloves in this manner, but people always laugh when I say it.  Who knew people were so heartless?

Lather.  Rinse.  Repeat.

Finally, a guy leaves the dugout.  Oh boy.  We might see some action.  Please note that in a basketball game, by this time, there have been at least a few points made.  Probably by both sides.  Yes, I have ADD.  Baseball proves it.

So the guy grabs a bat.  Tosses it aside and grabs another one.  He then grabs another one.  Apparently, he can’t hit so he needs two to make sure he gets that ball.  Like the umpire won’t stop him.

Yep, he throws one aside.

He looks mad.  Can’t blame him.  Two bats are better than one I always say.  Maybe he’s got bad eyesight.  Probably.

So, he stands at the plate.  He shifts.  Raises the bat.  Shifts again.  The catcher scratches himself, and the pitcher nods.  He winds.  Spins.  He throws to second base.

WHY DID HE DO THAT!  The first ball hasn’t been hit yet!  Sheesh!

Lather.  Rinse.  Repeat.  Except for the second base part.

So then, finally… a ball passes the plate.  The guy didn’t swing.

“BALL”

Ok, at this point, we’ve been sitting in the stands for 45 minutes at the very least, the first pitch was twenty minutes ago, and we still haven’t even had a hit or a strike!

Finally, after two more balls and a strike, the guy hits the ball.

“FOUL BALL”

via GIPHY (thanks, folks!)

So, if you haven’t figured it all out yet (and if you haven’t, well…)

This is why I hate baseball.  It is the most tedious, boring, inane game to watch.  However, I will say, it is more fun to play.    Oh, and I love that seventh inning stretch!

Nelly Kelly the baseball dame
Knew the players knew all their names
You could see her there every day
Shout HORRAY while they play.

Her boyfriend by the name of Joe.
Said, “To Coney Isle, dear, we’ll go.”
Nelly started to fret and pout,
And to him I heard her shout, HEY!

Take me out to the ballgame
Take me out to the crowd
Buy me some peanuts and Cracker  Jacks (I thnk she was angling for a prize ring and a proposal myself)
I don’t care if I never get back.
Let me root, root, root for the home team.
If they don’t win it’s a shame.
For it’s one, two, three strikes you’re out…

At the old, ball game!

(this version from the MGM movie, Take Me Out to the Ballgame with Frank Sinatra & Gene Kelly)

That covers #1.  Baseball.  Next up: hot dogs

Yeah.  I’d love to blame heartburn or stomach trouble from that baseball game for my dislike of hotdogs, but it goes back WAY further than that.  Just never been a fan–not even of Oscar Meyer (my apologies to the company). Bratwurst?  YUM!  Polska Kielbasa.  Double Yum! Even a nice summer sausage.

hot dogHot dogs, not so much.  

My husband loves them. Well, if they are served “the way God intended” with only the bun, the dog, and ketchup.  If he’s in the mood to go exotic, he’ll do bun, dog, chili, and CHEESE. Whoa, Nellie! But, give him simple and sweet and he’s happy.

Me… on the occasion that I do eat one, I want mayo, mustard, ketchup, relish, onions, and anything else I can pile on that sucker.  Basically, let’s make sure we mask the flavor.  One notable exception.  My Chicago visit with Audrey included a trip to “Super Dog” or something like that–AFTER CLOSING.  She got them to open up and make a dog.  It was worth it.  GOOD dog.  Then again, I was starving, so I might have even liked…

Apple Pie!  *gag*

I like apples.  Sometimes.  Give me a crisp, juicy, slightly tart and slightly sweet apple, and I LOVE IT.  The problem is, most apples aren’t like that.

Especially in pie.

To be fair, I don’t like most of my fruit cooked.  Apples, peaches, pears, plums… not a fan.  Berries and cherries–totally different story.  Bring on the pies and cobblers, baby!  Except for strawberries.  Why?  Why would you do that to them?  Just… why?

Oh, and for the record, now and then I’ve been known to crave a hot dog.  Always shocks the fam.  You should know I’ve NEVER craved apple pie.  And if I ever do, I won’t tell them.  It would likely cause cardiac arrests across the board.

Or, they’d all drag me outside to one of the half-dozen vehicles in the Havig fleet and demand I pick one for a trip to the ER.  That would be easy.

You see, we have no Chevrolets. 

chevroletPart of me wants to say that’s because it’s a French name derived from the French word for goat.  And well, that would mean it’s all about people who raise goats.  I don’t want a goat cart. I want a car.

But it’s really just unjust prejudice. A Chevy Silverado crashed into our little Ford Ranchero when I was 9.

I’ve never forgiven Chevy since.  It’s not their fault, but who can comprehend the irrational ideas of children?

But really, I’d put hot dogs on the weekly menu rotation, bake and eat an apple pie every week, and my next car would be a Chevy Cruze if I could just be assured that I would never, ever, EVER have to endure another baseball game again.

So… who’s calling immigration to get me tossed out of the country?

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  1. Linda Molden says

    November 26, 2020 at 10:30 pm

    That was quite a line of dislikes!

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  2. Florence Wright says

    August 12, 2019 at 8:30 pm

    WOW!!! – BLAST IT!!! you got that jingle going through my head. Let me tell you, in the mid-late 70’s my family was ALL ABOUT BASEBALL. My Mom and I were always into the Red Sox, because my grammy and granddaddy lived in Massachusettes and my Grammy was a HUGE baseball fan! Seriously, my Grammy, the one I was named after, the one who I have inherited various qualities from … was a jock … I DID not inherit that quality. In the early 1900’s she was playing girls’ basketball. AND she was a huge fan of baseball. I learned all I know about baseball from her.
    ANYHOOOO … back to the ’70’s, my Dad decided to become a Yankees fan. UGH!! We never went to game, instead we sat and watched it on TV, with ads that had jingles rattling in our brains for days on end …. your favorite was one of them. You mock those long stretches of boredom, but I can tell you, I got tons of crocheting done during those times. LOL!!!! Now, my husband likes to watch complicated movies and TV shows that require that you keep your eyes on the screen, not much crocheting can happen under those circumstances 🙁
    Thanks for the memory … baseball, hot dogs, apple pie and chevrolet …..

    Reply
  3. Sunnie says

    August 12, 2019 at 7:19 pm

    If you have kids or grandkids that play and I do, you love it and go to every single game, hot, cold or windy weather. Yes, it’s a family thing for us. Years and years of tournaments, taking us to NY, Cooperstown and many places in between. Lots of wonderful memories!

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    • Chautona Havig says

      August 12, 2019 at 10:39 pm

      I’m so glad you enjoy it! I had one softball player. TORTURE. But I think it’s a family thing. My brother-in-law’s family were all about the games. My family was NOT. So… just whatever your culture, I suppose. Still, thrilled that others enjoy what I don’t. We’d be a boring world if everyone was exactly the same.

      Reply
  4. Alicia says

    June 10, 2017 at 3:01 pm

    I love baseball. Have no clue why, but I always have. I can totally understand every one of the reasons you listed. You really have to be in the right mood to sit in the stands. But I do watch games while I am reading. So I get to do two things I love.

    Apple pie, depends on who makes it. I have tasted some that were horrid and some homemade that just melt in your mouth. But I agree to the berry pie and cobblers. Then again, I am not a huge pie fan. Cheesecake, I love. Angel food or pound cake, even chocolate (within reason), are also biggies. Icing. Not my thing ever. Whipped cream or cheesecake icing…now we are talking.

    Hot dogs really have to be in the mood for them and I agree. A lot of stufff on them. Since I love baked beans, I will make them and add hotdog pieces in them so they basically taste like baked beans. It works. No bun, and then I don’t need all those toppings. LOL

    Chevy. Hmmm… I think my parents might have had one. If it is the one I am thinking of, well, it saved all our lives when I was just about to enter kindergarten. We were forced off the road by a woman passing us and suddenly a truck was coming and without looking came back into the proper lane. Except she hit the whole front panel of the car and luckily that was all she hit because it pushed the whole car into a ditch and we flipped at least once, if not twice, and the car landed on the roof. I remember this whole thing happening and I was trying to get out of my booster seat and somehow my dad got his hand up at the last minute and kept me from crossing over into the front and potentially out the windshield. I remember my mom turning quickly and saying stay bucklled and hold on. It is amazing what you can say in do in literally seconds. I also credit my dad. I don’t know how he kept us on the road for as long as he did in order to slow our speed knowing we would hit the ditch. When the ambulance and fire and rescue arrived they prepared themselves for finding four dead people. This was long before cell phones. We actually had to sneak out of the front window on the passenger side. I got a few bruises, my dad got a lot of chest bruises from the steering wheel (remember this was the time when you had the choice of wearing a shoulder belt and they would pull over and snap in). My mom sprained her ankle badly. When she turned to tell us to stay buckled, that was when the woman hit us. My sister was the most injured. We used to play with the shoulder belts, apparently, as phones or other things. Well the one on my dad’s side swung back and hit her at the very edge of her eye. A millimeter or less closer and she would have probably lost her eye or at least severely damaged it. After that we always had foreign cars with high safety ratings. So even though the Chevy (my mom did say it was one) saved our lives, or helped in doing so along with my dad and sheer luck, that was the last one we, as a family, or as individuals, ever owned that was American made.

    It is always interesting to learn about others likes and dislikes and why… 🙂

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    • Chautona Havig says

      June 11, 2017 at 1:50 pm

      You need to have my son’s key lime cheesecake. MMMM

      Reply
  5. Andrea Stoeckel says

    June 8, 2017 at 8:11 am

    Oh my Chautona?. ….[and, don’t tell anybody, I’m almost in step with except I do watch the score lists sometimes rooting for my Red Sox and their farm club, the PawSox] I have the easiest pie crust recipe, and can’t make a decent pie to save my life- remember I was a professional cook when you were a little one. Give me a good sausage over a hot dog any day, and we were an OLDS family….and I can;t drive anymore anyway

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    • Chautona Havig says

      June 8, 2017 at 9:15 am

      I make GREAT pies. I just don’t care for apple ones. I let the family eat them.

      Reply
  6. Courtney says

    June 7, 2017 at 12:42 pm

    You need to come visit St Louis and take in a vintage base ball (yes, two words) game. Played by 1860’s rules, it’s a hitter’s game so much more interesting to watch, plus no ungentlemanly behavior! (They could be fined a day’s wages!) Even better, come to Columbus, OH, over Labor Day weekend and take in the vintage base ball festival. This is base ball the way it was meant to be played! 🙂

    Reply
    • Chautona Havig says

      June 7, 2017 at 1:13 pm

      You know what? I’d like to see base ball I might enjoy that! Maybe.

      Reply
  7. Sarah McGraw says

    June 7, 2017 at 6:31 am

    NOT ME.
    I’m with you on all four points. L
    Going to a Cardinals game is not about the game. It’s about being in St. Louis and breathing my beloved Missouri air and doing something not-at-home as a kid.
    Oh. And that’s the first time I’ve ever heard that jingle.

    Reply
    • Chautona Havig says

      June 7, 2017 at 6:32 am

      How did you manage to miss that????

      Reply

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