Loading ...Grab a cup of coffee, can of coke, or if you’re wise (unlike me), glass of water and put your feet up. Would you like a cookie? Bowl of ice cream? Can I offer you a brownie? I have a veritable jukebox of musical styles. Name your poison (including Poison!), I’ll punch the right combination of letters and numbers. You’ll feel right at home– I promise! Let’s see… that song is G-4. No, we’re not playing Battleship. It just happens to be the buttons we need. Sheesh.
I invite you to take a quick look round. Up there is my bio. You can find out all kinds of strange and irrelevant facts about me and my life in that link. Just in case you were curious.
Next to that is the bookshelf. In there you’ll find the books I have available and handy little buttons beside them. The process is simple. Click the button, go to paypal, buy the book, and I’ll ship it to you. Easy peasy. Hey, I’ll even sign it to your Great-aunt Zlychimide if you like. Ask me for one and I’ll send it– same principle as Santa Claus.
Speaking of Santa Claus, I have uploaded my children’s novel, Plotting Santa, to Authonomy. For a limited time you can read the story, gratis. Do let me know if you took a peek and what you thought. There are quite a few excellent books on the site so take a look around in the different genres.
Now, if you’re just dying to sign up to the site, read the book, back it, and help my numbers rise and get Santa onto the Editor’s Desk (the ED in Authono-speak) then who am I to complain! However, truthfully, I just want people to enjoy the story so read it while you can. If I can’t get an agent to pick it up, I’m going to publish the blasted thing myself. mmmwwwaaahahaha.
Now, the third tab up there is the “Coming Soon” tab. This is reserved for books that are, well, coming soon. My father always did say I was a master at stating the obvious so why quit now! There you have it in all its stunning glory, books that are coming soon will be showcased there.
As soon as I have time, I plan to create a “Introductions” tab where you can, stating the obvious again, meet the characters in my books.
Thanks for stopping buy er, by. The door is always open. Go browse the site, come back, give me a little feedback, and let’s get to know each other.
Tags: author, books, fiction, publishing, reviews
March 17th, 2010 at 5:59 pm
Thanks for stopping by my corner of the blog world. Your site is so neat and your life with your family sounds fascinating! I will have to try one of your books – the newest one sounds great.
If you have trouble finding an agent and don’t want to self publish, check out Writer’s Relief (writersrelief.com). They are WONDERFUL. I used their service to get my poetry published. Let me know what you think!